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[vxmpirehunterd]

@gcldfanged Wrote [Greetings, I am the Vampire Hunter named D, the D stands for Dark'ness Dementia Ravenway and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name- except when I am drawn by Yoshitaka Amano, who makes my hair white, it’s really not clear tbh) that reaches my mid-back and the extreme Dorito-like physique of a male CLAMP character and a lot of people tell me I look like Alucard(if you are familiar with his person, go straight back down into the fiery depths of DEEPEST HELL). I'm not related to that hot Medicine Seller guy from Mononoke, but I wish I was because he is the epitome of gender-blurring beauty and unearthly elegance that also has a really sharp sword. I'm actually a Dhampir butI have all of the insane powers of really strong vampires yet almost none of the common weaknesses. I have pale milk-white skin that is susceptible to sunlight sickness, but only like every 5 or so years which makes no sense but whatever. I also have a bitchin’ hat, and my body hosts a Deus ex Machina sidekick called Left Hand. Left Hand is a Homunculus (in case you couldn't tell) and it possesses Hammer Space where it stores its absurd powers that can do literally anything to advance the plot. I love wearing a mysterious pendant that allows me to successfully infiltrate castles belonging to the Nobility. For example, today it deactivated a defensive laser field. I was wearing no lip rouge and no foundation because my unearthly aura is mesmerizing enough without needing make-up, my trademark wide-brimmed hat and black bodysuit with some awesome boots. I was walking around in the Frontier. It was midnight and raining and so there was no sun, which I was very pleased about. A lot of human women and men swooned around me. I melodramatically departed with a flourish of my cape.]

{When I tell you the scream I SCRUMT reading this!}